The stupid things people do
- Back up huge white van without looking
- Bang huge white van into the front of my 8-year-old black Mazda Millenia while it's parked and I'm sitting in it
- Upon determining that there is no visible damage, don't exchange insurance and driver's license information with stupid reckless driver of huge white van, but instead breathe a sigh of relief, tell stupid reckless driver of huge white van that everything is ok, and then drive away
- Realize later that the bang has now caused my 8-year-old black Mazda Millenia to drive a little rough, make funny noises, and cause the car alarm to go off everytime I use a key to open the door
- Realize two days later that the bang has caused my back to seize up into very painful back spasms
Signed,
Stupid victim of stupid reckless driver of huge white van
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Menu (so far)
Apple oatmeal - 2 pts
WW pepperoni pizza - 6 pts
2 Peppermint patties - 4 pts
12 pts eaten, 35 weekly flex pts
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