I like a fresh bowl

Warning: This post is a little TMI. The subject is icky but recently it's become a bone of contention in my household, and I thought I'd pose this question.

In your household, do you have the "If it's yellow, let it mellow; if it's brown, flush it down" policy?

I'm sorry, I know GROSS, and I know you water conservationists out there like this policy, but you know what? Eww!!! Just Eww!

Well, in my house, we've always had the "fresh bowl" policy, but for some reason over the past couple of months or so, someone in my household (who shall remain nameless...but HIS name starts with a D!!!) has taken it upon himself to start using the above yellow/brown policy.

Well I don't like the yellow/brown policy. I don't like going to the bathroom and being confronted by your yellow remnants. I, like John "The Biscuit" Cage from Ally McBeal, "like a fresh bowl".

So please stop this nastiness immediately.

Just Eww!