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Have you ever noticed the make and model of car that causes the most havoc on the roads, like speeding, swerving, and all around recklessness. Well Derrick has and he's convinced that it's the Volkswagen Jetta. When he first mentioned this, I thought he was crazy. I mean how can a specific car type be responsible for its driver to be a total ass on the road. Well after further observation, I think Derrick may be on to something.

After he told me this, I started making a mental note of the cars that zoom by me in reckless abandon and you know what, they weren't Mazdas (Get it. Zoom zoom zoom?). They weren't the fancy sports cars that I assumed would be the main culprits. They were Jettas!

I guess those drivers really took those Jetta crash commercials touting its safety to heart and now think they're invincible, or maybe its the superior German handling. In any event, I know which cars to stay away from on the roads from now on....and now you do too.